A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
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by The t September 14, 2006
1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting
"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"
by Bill Telfer is WRONG May 13, 2008