clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.

Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.

by holmesd March 7, 2019

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019