To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
Get the Cheese bookendmug. A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.
Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
by Greemb March 24, 2021
Get the Cheese gratermug. by Nolan Gannon May 11, 2022
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Get the Dick Cheesemug. 