cancer spreader

Cake baking recipe of the torchbearer. Making all vegans bake seitan steak, and praising the devil doing so.
This conflict escalated so fast. Neo is such a cancer spreader; he is a true meme bot.
by AgenderedAntichrist March 11, 2021
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The Cancer Virus Feeling

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. Itโ€™s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.
Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.
by Kyuubiqazz February 11, 2012
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Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 11, 2010
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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 07, 2019
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fantastic-ular cancer

A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.
by Abe Nugent October 23, 2007
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