cat

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

by polveoer November 29, 2022

cat

dog

cat = dog

by cat 49 December 2, 2022

Cat

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022

Cat

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream

I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge.

cum

by rockygraywolf December 6, 2022

Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.

I petted a cat.

by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

Cat

A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.

Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.

by Littlelongdresson December 31, 2022