Mush Caca

Of, or pertaining to a flaccid penis.

I went home with Tim, but nothing happened, he had a bad case of mush caca.

by cliffj October 9, 2013

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

moomama caca

when you feel upset and are showing it

im feeling so moomama caca

by joley poley April 26, 2017

North Cackalacka

Slang for the state North Carolina

Hey son, you trynna go down to North Cackalacka

by Smartness99 June 2, 2018

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

kawaii cactus

A cactus which is so kawaii!

Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"

by Kawaii Cactus May 1, 2020