Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.
I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.
by Josh chase April 29, 2024
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motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.
Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.
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salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.
Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.
by skettiandbutter August 27, 2015
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pussy in my butthole

It is a word that one screams when he must make things awkward.
Pussy In My Butthole!!!!

Dafuq did you just say.
by The Man of Words June 26, 2014
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Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.
“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
by OC2594LIFE December 04, 2020
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bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.
Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.
by hgo9889 September 22, 2014
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wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
by Niznet January 18, 2024
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