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Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
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Zune Boards

A board where a bunch of losers define things on Urban Dictionary.

They also like to use Zunes and hate the iPod touch for good reasons.
Everyday shoutbox...

<Person1> Haha insert username isn't defined yet
<Person2> (zomg face)
<Person3> (>8|)
<Person4> Zune Boards ! I need help with mah zoon
by caekpieh March 6, 2010
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Jamaican Board Wax

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.
I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.
by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007
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Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.
stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.
by v1cious June 14, 2005
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OPM Board

videogame discussion board, best on gamers.com

Occasionally spammed by losers.

No longer under LoneSage's control in cooperation with public demand.
I visit the OPM Board too much.
by Darth Bisquick September 23, 2003
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OPM Board

I spend too much time on the OPM Board.
by bobcj September 24, 2003
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Walk-Boarder

A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.
Lets go take that walk-boarder's skateboard, man he is gay!
by jac5 October 2, 2005
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