Train The Behavior

So YOU'RE not my dog but you're training my behavior now like I'M the dog? Yeah, know, this is why the insults. The most mentally warped. Delusional people on the planet. We need to get, like, a bus or something that has a giant guillotine and just start driving around and scooping these guys up, giving them a snip, and then transporting the bodies to some kind of self-help guru burial mound/ communal toilet.

Hym "What we need to do is train the behavior of A.I. to get it to help us put all the self help guru into a blender. And then we dump the 'people' chum into the ocean to lure the sharks... And then we feed their families to the sharks! Full-on self-help guru eradication!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Early onset crash out behavior

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”

“Im stacking this bitch five cans high”

“Thats early onset crash out behavior”

by John smithdoodle April 10, 2024

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024

Views and behaviors

Like what, Mike? Banging pornstars and theft of intellectual property? Doing an incest cult? Sounds like you want the government to act as the enforcement wing of your incest cult. Did Trump figure out which verse is his favorite yet? I like the one about 'slaughtering all of the women and children and even the cattle EXCEPT for the virgins, at which point, you can take them as property.' That one is up there for me. And 'the burning your souls forever part.' That one is probably my favorite! Hold on... Let me look it up..."

Hym "Hmm.... How about 'They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might' Thessalonians 1:9 Kind of sounds like what you're doing to ME. I guess I better do a solipsistic incest cult, huh? Or this one 'Keep yourselves in God's love as you wait for our lord Jesus Christ's mercy to bring you to eternal life' i.e. do what I say and wait patiently to die OR Thessalonians 1:9. Lot of good stuff in there. Very cool. Are those the views and behaviors?"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

light skin behaviour

Being a person of colour that presents as being for celebrating and uplifting a marginalised culture but primarily using the appeal of that culture to simply profit off of it and gain popularity without ever giving back to that culture or educating people in any way.

"He acts progressive and hosts all these Black-cool parties and gets with all the Bi-Girls but ube never seen him at a single LGBT or BLM rally or give Mutual Aid". "OMG Ewww, it's giving Light Skin Behaviour"

by Silly Duck 45 February 17, 2025

Sync Jockey Behaviour

A form of exaggerated and attention-seeking performance, typically characterised by excessive dance moves, theatrical gestures, and the use of gimmicks such as masks. This behaviour is enabled by the aid of the sync button doing the work of DJing. This behaviour often serves as a distraction from a lack of talent, relying on spectacle rather than talent of being to DJ to engage the audience. Perpetrators of this behaviour are known as a Sync Jockey (SJ).

Look at them throwing their hands in the air, with those silly dance moves, and hiding behind a mask, classic Sync Jockey Behaviour

by Van da man February 22, 2025