wife beater

1.) the official article of clothing in the state of New Jersey

2.) One who participates in domestic abuse

Boss: you seriously came to work in a wife beater?

guy: all i had. blow me.

by yo guy February 12, 2007

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 21, 2020

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

beatin guts

Very intense and rigorous sex involving deep penetration. when during intercourse a mans penis is so far in a woman that he can almost reach the inside of her belly button.

I swear everytime we are away from eachother for awhile you end up beatin guts.

by yourstruly May 6, 2006

Beat Matching

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.

Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

Beat it down

to beat the brakes off that hoe.

I just beat it down, Harley can barely walk.

by Dah Beater August 15, 2011

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012