beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 24, 2004

Beat La!

The homosexual man's mating call. To say Beat La in public is to ask if any homosexuals are in earshot. To respond to a Beat La is to confirm that you are a homosexual.

I saw the boy screaming Beat La! Another young boy said the same thing. They are both gay.

by Ba'ahlseak June 17, 2008

Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

by TroyG September 24, 2006

Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

by SEXy 1216 April 17, 2009

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.

I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.

by TTLB5 May 2, 2022

throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012