Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

sideways bethel bounce

when you a fucking your girl up the ass from behind and she can't take it any longer because you have whiskey dick so you have to pull out and roll her on her side so she can finish you with her mouth while on a trampaline

After a long dry screw we had to resort to a sideways bethel bounce.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

whipped beaten hoe

When a boy friend has a girl friend who he is totaly obsessed with and hanges out with her instead of his friends. Always paying attention to her when your yelling to them to do something

(you)kevin hold the door
(kevin to his girlfriend) ya so after school you wanna hang out and maybe we can do blah blah blah
(you) kevin you whipped beaten hoe why the fuck didn't you hold the door for me??!

by ur momzz May 5, 2010

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011

swag beater

a tank top, usually one size larger of the person wearing it, swagged out, may have patterns, huge font quotes, or a vintage tank top

Looking fresh, got my swag beater on for this hot weather.

by Pharaoh. March 19, 2011

Meat beater

Some who likes to punch ground beef

This is jaquevious, our top meat beater at the factory

by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit May 27, 2019

Women beater

Top 10% of the human race, the best, the smartest.

Wow! I wish I could be a women beater

by Ballsack licler November 16, 2022