Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
Get the Laker Ice Banditmug. Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
Get the Graphite banditmug. by datta May 16, 2023
Get the Sticky Banditsmug. by Vicious301x August 8, 2016
Get the Bandit t-bagmug. 
Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
Get the Cornhole Banditmug. An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.
Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.
by BookuBucks April 18, 2013
Get the Backdoor Banditmug.