scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

ham fire

Ham thats on fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....

by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016

Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend

Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend

by Awe LTD October 9, 2020

Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011