Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020

Andres

He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....

Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.

by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019

Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"

Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys

by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019

andre

a slack person

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre

by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018

Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..

Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!

by hssnd69 December 29, 2020

Andre

Amazing person , is very lazy and his biggest weakness is doing work but when it comes to sports for some reason all the laziness disappears his very handsome, tanned and has a afro everyone loves

Get up Andre let's go to the shops
You're so lazy Andre

Love ypur afro Andre

by Magro August 02, 2019

Andres

An Andres is a huge MARVEL fan, and a great friend. He will usually have a friend named Oscar, and plays a lot of Fortnite.

Someone-"Andres!"
Andres-"Yo what is gucci homes?"

by hbwiueygbqQ April 26, 2019