one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god

I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018

Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 25, 2016

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 14, 2019

One Chip

Tortilla chips (more than 3) stuck together after being fried often found in a bowl of chips at a Mexican restaurant. Eaten as one chip with a loud crunch.

I really should watch how many chips I eat but this counts as one chip.

by Manhattan on the rocks December 05, 2019

One-T

Short for One Timer-An Ice Hockey term for a shot immediately after a pass.

Coach: Johnny, you've got to improve your one-t or you'll go to 4th line

by Faygs06 August 19, 2017

Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009