Andre

Pretty Cool No cap

Girl 1: Dam Andre is soooooo cool.
Girl 2: I know right!

by HeHeHeHeSIuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 21, 2021

Andres aka Aj

Aj is the best person you’ll meet. He’s kind, smart, cuteee, athletic. And so much more:)

Andres aka Aj is so cute, I wish I could be his.

by K:)) November 16, 2020

Andres

A badass kid who will kick your ass.

Andres is coming RUN!!!

by AndresTorres January 17, 2019

Andres

A really great friend who likes, accepts and appreciates you for who you really are, no matter what. He always checks up on you, is interested in getting to know you more than he thinks. Andres is also a hot sexy motherfucker; a guy that all the girls in high school want to date, though he may not be interested. But in the end, he's a great guy, who is caring , compassionate, loving, kind and gentle, and you are lucky if you have him as a friend.

Girl : I just talked to that new guy over there. He's really nice, and he's super hot!
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.

by BrunoMars2411 July 12, 2018

Andre

An Andre is always number 1 at Spicy Uno. He will charm you with his mouth full of metal, and his understandable financial advise. You will always find him posting on social media trying to be something he is not…and makes unforgettable TikToks.

Can you believe Andre? He beat me again at Spicy Uno….

by Chewch777 November 23, 2021

andre

sexy, built man that loves to take control and dominate you. takes care of people that he loves and makes them feel important. huge family man, family before anything. very smart and is very good at using his tongue and fingers. also is very talented with using other parts of his body. amazing cuddler and gives you warmth. i am alpha.

look at andre always getting girls. he sure is good looking i bet you he’s great in bed.

by alsbksbsoanwksksjvshs April 22, 2019

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025