Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

Period Poo Poo

when your bestie slays so you say this weird phrase.

Sally: Guess what?! I aced that pregnancy test!
Morgan: Period poo poo girl!

by blondeimpressions March 27, 2024

Salt Period

The period that is put at the end of a sentence or fragment that is usually used in an angry or "salty" manner.

Person 1: "Are you sure you'll be okay with me going out tonight?"
Person 2: "I'll be fine."

^Salt Period

by JXLIAN December 25, 2015

period

a fucking dot

1: We use periods everytime.
2: Do I need to say it
1: oh god-

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 5, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

period gusher

Someone who bleeds really heavy on their period.

My girlfriend is a period gusher when she starts her cycle

by Cabletech February 9, 2018

periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.

Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

by Operative Hatching Lion May 9, 2023