Jamie

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.

Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!

by oesn March 02, 2020

Jamie

minor. like a tiny sibling I would leave outside on someone elses door step and buy thenm back for 2 dollhairs and uno candy, he's so swag
he's also gay as hell he likes leon moaning in dbd a lot, A LOT.

jamie is a minor

by kibbl October 24, 2022

Jamie

Jamie is a under weight male. Also a poofta. James’ and Jamie’s don’t get along well.

“Oi jamie you’re a skinny poofta bastard”- Donks

by Li123am November 28, 2017

Jamie

Person who doesn’t know the difference between seismonic and Semisonic.

You don’t know that bands name? You’re such a Jamie!

by New Bic September 19, 2023

Jamie

An Epic Person of the Epic haha lol

Me: Jamie is that guy who is an epic person from epic haha lol
You: uhh ye haha lol

by Matty 0_0 October 12, 2020

jamie

A lying piece of dick

I put a Jamie up my butt and I would do it all over again

by isitnotyou August 23, 2021

Jamie

A smaller man, who shags any woman over the age of 70 years old, he removes the dust from down there like a true god

You know that jamie guy?
Yeah he fixed my nan up real good
Wow what a guy

by Himothy Shamlone August 21, 2024