Sour ham

Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.

Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.

"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."

by NMFD June 23, 2013

Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020

Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010