Baby pig sweats

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face

After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door

by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

Sweat

Something farmers in the Midwest don't do. Sweating is directly related to work which is why Midwest farmers don't do it

Trevor: Jacob have you ever sweat?
Jacob: nah bro, I'm a farmer

by Gxm4ymk July 7, 2017

Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely

Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off

by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019

Meat sweats

Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.

“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”

by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 22, 2021

Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Sweat spider

When your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it's a spider in your bed crawling on you.

I almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.

by Ratchet strap February 9, 2017