catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
by crazyjayman June 13, 2009
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Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.
Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!
by Binnyswaa March 25, 2011
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monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.
1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.
by Mason Bonar February 07, 2006
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Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.
Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.
by NiczNJax February 24, 2010
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monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft
Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
by Masturbationmaster69 November 06, 2017
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War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.
I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.
by The Great Turd Burglar May 05, 2011
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Mc Monster

When a Mc Donalds Dollar menu Mc chicken is inserted into a Mc Double. Creating a Mc Monster. There is also a Mc Monster challenge where one cannot put down, drink or use a napkin once the contestant has started. This word originated from the Northwest of Washington.
Bill: Lets go to Mc Donalds to do the Mc Monster Challenge!
Joe: Oh god! im still recovering from the last Mc Monster
by 221krew June 09, 2010
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