Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
by SeeSocAdmin November 05, 2020
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Charlie the flop

Charlie the flop is the flop
other: what is this charlie the flop
me: who* he is the flop
by soobins wife February 10, 2022
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Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop

Person 1: “I’m gay
Person 2: “TBF
by Xopher_ November 21, 2019
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granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit
"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"
by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020
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Flip flop ass drop

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 14, 2023
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Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.
When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.
by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022
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Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.
Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".
by Xarcert February 23, 2016
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