Donkey punch

A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.

A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.

by Johnathan Jones October 24, 2007

Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.

1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"

by Loose Goose August 26, 2005

Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

drooling donkey

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.

Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.

by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009

donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 20, 2014

donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014