Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Pork

Vigorous sex

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"

by FoodPorn August 23, 2018

Pork Pickle

A hotdog

Person 1: Aye lemme get a pork pickle

Person 2: A what?

Person 1: A pork pickle

by Grandmaster Glick October 25, 2025

pork organ

ye safe

well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!

" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "

"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "

by okkoolking April 3, 2007

Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018

the dequavious pork of the situation

the elephant in the room

"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025