Phrase used commonly in the Jujutsu Kaisen Fandom, particularly on break week when all of the fans' brains collectively and simultaneously decay inside their skulls, resulting in the excessive use of the phrase, and others like it within the Fandom. "Nah, I'd win." Is just a small part of the whole it belongs to, known as Lobotomy Kaisen.
After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."
by Prest-N December 31, 2023

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.
by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

What Charlie Sheen is doing.
Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"
Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"
Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."
Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"
Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."
by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.
Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.
Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
by Modimodo May 7, 2024

A meme made by @ihatebodhi on TikTok where they misunderstood the abbreviation ‘WLW.’ Has been coined by the sapphic community to joke about happy WLW relationships (sometimes ‘losing’ refers to toxic/failure WLW relationships.)
by namiida-kun August 1, 2025
