Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..

by Wilbur Brown November 13, 2011

nation face

When you're a pathological liar

All president candidates are nation faces

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

face anal

when you have anal sex involving another persons face in the rectum.

"Oh yeah, that bitch totally let me anal face her. Freaky shit bruh."

"I stuck my tongue in her asshole, total face anal."

by linedancingnatasha December 15, 2017

Lenny Face

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jon: "hey garfield how r u doing? do you like lenny faces?"
Garfield: "skibidi ohio gyatt rizz 42069 balls cg5"
Jon: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Garfield: "i agree with my kai cenat metal pipe falling the coffin of andy and leyley, let us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.

Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy

by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024

fantasy face

The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.

I have a resting fantasy face, 'cause I'm always eating Dark Fantasy Cookies.

by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022