sex

What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024

Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

teasing sex

teasing sex , definition of a termused to describe someone who likes to tease someone during sex, objectively making the second person in a semi-sense of pleasure, while also irritated, this is notably done before the sex starts. when the two people begin nuding.

An example of teasing sex would be rubbing someones cock tip, or squeezing someones boobs.

by hawkonthattuahgetit December 10, 2024

E-sex

Eletronic sex, Includes two fucking idiots making fucking weird noises in their rooms and masturbatin, you fucking ain't reproducing mofos.

A: E-sex?
B: Yes dwaddy 😫

by HaveBirchNoBitches November 5, 2023

desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.

Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.

by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016