to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016

Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

Pull A Gay

To plagiarize. Made popular after Claudine Gay, former President of Harvard, was found to have plagiarize extensively in her tiny corpus or professional work.

I'm late on the paper for tomorrow, but I'm not going to pull a gay.

by rasengan99 January 4, 2024

Pulling an Elephant

When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.

2 more drinks and I'm pulling an elephant and walking outta here backwards.

by Rasdom571 October 14, 2014

Pulled a pixar

To wait a decade or more to follow up on something.

It took you 13 years to ask if I liked your gift. You pulled a pixar , Bro.

by Broception July 16, 2016

Pulling a corporate

1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.

2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.

"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."

by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

Pulling a Peter

Making plans and hyping up an event and then not following up with the plan.

Why isn't he at training today? Guess he pulled a Peter. Pulling a peter

by Peter Dangg April 5, 2023