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Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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Sex God

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy
by D Gregg June 6, 2016
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Sex

A reproductive act in which the male penis enters the female vagina. If the reproductive act is complete, sperm cells are passed from the male body into the female body, in the process fertilizing the female's egg and forming a new organism
Son : how are babies made
Father : You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much the man put's his penis in the woman's vagina to create a baby and that is called sex
by I_eat_beans_bruh February 29, 2024
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sex

shitting in each others mouths. vise versa.
Greg: Let’s have sex, Rodderick!
Rodderick: Yes! I love having sex!
by thegardenfan69 January 16, 2021
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Sex on legs

Omg hes sex on legs i would av him
by Neown1162 May 9, 2018
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Sex

When a cat sticks it’s tail up and it enters something.
Child: look mom! The cats having sex
Cat: MEOW MEOW *purr*
by Sexy.cat.lady June 6, 2021
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sex

okay so it was my aunties 50th birthday and we were staying at a camp me and my family and my cousins and my aunties friends. me and my cousins shared a cabin. and at night he came up to my bunk and said wanna fuck? i said uh ok, i climbed down the ladder and got into his bed. he pulled out his massive 8 inch cock and it was rock hard. i rid it. that was great. lucky we used protection
sex, what everyone wants when they are horny
by hornywetbitch June 12, 2021
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