Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Ching Hin Syndrome

If you have small ass eyes, a tiny non-existent wang, eat dog, and eat rice every minute of the day you have Ching Hin Syndrome!!!

"Why is his dick so small?"
"He has Ching Hin Syndrome"

by urafuckingwhore February 8, 2023

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

MTG Syndrome

The pathological need to demonstrate one's ignorance to as wide an audience as possible.

That lying politician suffers from MTG Syndrome

by macZag February 11, 2023

Tamara syndrome

A white male or female who think they are black

No one;
White people “I swear I’m more black than actual black people”

Or

“I have black friends so that makes me black”

This is Tamara syndrome

by Fatboychumchum February 11, 2023

Lamar Jackson Syndrome

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.

A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.

by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023