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The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
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Sex

When a man sticks his dick in a woman's pussy for pleasure and reproduction
Kate's boyfriend Fin was asleep next to her when he rolled over and cuddled her. But she knew something was different because she felt his dick against her ass. Rubbing her sides, he stuck his 12 inch dick in her. Kate let out a small moan. But suddenly, she realized he was going much harder and faster than before. Kate was almost screaming all while Fin Fucked her tight pussy hard and fast. Suddenly his dick slipped out but when he tried to put it back in, she shoved him to his back, getting on, and sticking it back in. She rode him for a while until he shoved her back down on his dick and held her there. Kate felt his dick throbbing as Fin moaned loudly. Kate got off and sat there on his bed balled up as cum dropped from her pussy. She was shaking and loved every bit of it. It was the best sex either of them had ever had.
by Kateybug July 10, 2022
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sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning
by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017
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Sex

An act invented by Dariush cerca 2008.
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year
"I had a great time last night"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"
by Big Shmeat July 27, 2023
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Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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Sex

Number six in Latin:
1-unus-I
2-duo-II
3-tres-III
4-quatuor-IV
5-quinque-V
6-SEX-VI
7-septem-VII
8-octo-VIII
9-novem-IX
10-decem-X
What is 'six' in Latin?
-sex
by kittygal6102 December 31, 2016
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pushin steel with sex appeal

What Greg (with 2 Gs) does every day.
Dang, Greg is one sexy ass towboater, he out here pushin steel with sex appeal!
by MrMrEZG May 9, 2023
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