A face

Your "A face" is your awkward face. The face you show to the world when you are feeling distressed, embarassed, uncertain or inept.

By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.

Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.

Amanda and Amy were having a fantastic time at the 21st Annual "I'm Coming Out As A Homosexual" festival when all of a sudden, they saw their husbands at the funnel cake stand.

Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"

by oneforyou January 22, 2011

Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Face Hugger

When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head

“Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
“Yea...”

by Wart hunter November 1, 2020

face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.

Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!

by just some random american March 10, 2021

Pink face

Male or females usually recieve pink face during sexual acts such as ejaculation in the eye and eproctophilia SEBF (Sexually aroused by farting)

"OMG!!Babe I have pink face!"

"Can that shit be cured"

by "It's clamidia yall" July 31, 2019

Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 28, 2010

brace faced

When two people with braces start to makeout with each other, both of their Braces get stuck to each other

Yea I was trying to get to second base last night when me and my girlfriend got brace faced dude.

by Mr.Heat Miser September 30, 2015