National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022

National Nude Day.

Every girl needs to strip naked when asked.

Yo Girl, strip down its NATIONAL NUDE DAY.

by SANTA MOFOS April 11, 2019

National Cornstarch Day

21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!

I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day

by anonymous April 21, 2022