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cock fonnied

When you get friend zoned after getting naked and almost having sex.
Jessie got cock fonnied the other day, poor girl
by Anvi.mr August 18, 2019
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cock and ball roundabout

when a group of men (usually in a group of six or more) all have anal intercourse with one another all lined up in a circle.
The roundabout only finishes when all men participating have climaxed, becuase of this, Cock and ball roundabouts often need a safeword.
''these guys are pretty intense, i heard one time they did a Cock and ball roundabout''
by frog spider in mouth August 21, 2019
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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Dog cock

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.
I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.
by augustbell666 August 27, 2019
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Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can
So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.
by kennclie August 29, 2019
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COCK-roach

a COCK-roach is a girl who is always looking for COCK
get it, because a roach is a fuck who will always be attracted to you
and a cock-roach is looking for your cock
get it?
omg Jennifer is SUCH a COCK-roach lmao!!!!-some random white girl in high school
by a retarted duck August 31, 2019
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