dog

the god of a dyslexic

an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia is wondering if there's a dog in the middle of the night

by soypablonm September 3, 2022

Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.

Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.

by JP64 March 11, 2019

Dog

The Immortal Enemy of the infamous things known as C.A.T.S. Which are dominating the minds of young teenagers and old women. Also, some type of people called "scientists" call them "Canis lupus familiaris" for something called "distinguishing"

James: "Yo, Scientist James I got a new Dog!"
Sciencetist: "Habilis, may I ask to rent your Canis lupus familiaris for my fellow teenage Sapien who lives in the next to my habitat"

by hot red punching hood September 30, 2021

Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.

Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.

by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.

Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.

by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019

the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025

You is dog

A phrase created by some legendary gamers who have dominated their chosen game for years. This is what they say to people who are below them. Their superiority must not be messed with

Ay doo doo, you is dog

by Thimflop May 24, 2018