drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

Lil Baby

Not very good.

(Nah, jk jk he is a good person)

Lil baby makes songs

by AUtsinDell March 16, 2021

ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Baby Meat

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".

Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats

by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011