Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 05, 2021

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Vussy Pussy

The biggest pussy mover in the world.

"Hey, don't eat so much pussy, you'll become a Vussy Pussy

by Crybabyy July 12, 2017

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Theoretical Pussy Lover

Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.

You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.

by BigStratz August 13, 2022

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pisia Pussi poñ

pisia Püssi poñ is an old favorited folktale of the children in the country of Kiribati🇰🇮. While it isn’t well known amongst most, it talks about a magical bag in it’s city. The bag (Animaux Dans Pussi) is told to be holding what consists of 1 cow, 2 pigs, 3 chickens, and 4 (magical) Majikku Goats. These magical goats were able to use their spells to allow these animals to fit in the pouch/pussi because they had no shelter. The moon that granted these goats power provided these animals with S Majikku Supplert (superb supplements/food). Soon after these animals frolic on about how greatful they were to have this pouch. It teaches the valuable lesson to be grateful for what you have and fortune will come to you.

pisia Pussi poñ was my favorite folktale growing up. it taught me a valuable life lesson even up until adulthood.

by semenclock July 27, 2022

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