Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.

Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)

by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016

i`m still feeling hazy

"i`m still feeling hazy" happens after an event that causes haziness, and as a post event the individual still feeling a bit hazy afterwards. This can be triggered after an action/event which involves an activity that produces high blood pressure, sensation and sometimes involves sexual contact.

Huh that was a workout,"i`m still feeling a bit hazy".

"I`m still feeling hazy" lol, that was something else.

by Sterling0x1 February 2, 2017

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

I want all my clothes

A slang word for breaking up

Person 1 : Babe,are you still mad at me?
Person 2 : I want all my clothes.

by my dicc fell off November 23, 2018

i fuqn hate you depression

depression is in control and ruining my life.

i fuqn hate you depression this is my life not yours

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018

I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018