- emotionally unavailable
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
by hannahbanana888 January 03, 2022
I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy
Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy
Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy
by rtj loco December 20, 2003
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by STGBY October 09, 2009
The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.
Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.
by The JBZ August 08, 2013
Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.
Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
by Hdisowjfb August 04, 2019