massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

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