Matcha mouth

Post-drinking matcha when you have green residue on your lips, making them appear green.

Girl, wipe your matcha mouth off, you look like you kissed Shrek!

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Wonderland Mouth

The human experience rarely finds itself in moments of true & pure Bliss. Moments that are so serendipitous and meaningful that all conscious thought, regard for perception or personal safety, are cast aside, in order to allow a shower of ecstatic and joyful energy to burst threw one's brain. Caused by eating delicious food and reacting, scientists studying this phenomenon have determined that it can only be replicated if a willing participant consumes frozen food to induce brain freeze at the exact moment of sexual orgasm, whilst simultaneously have both ear canals stimulated with cotton tips. Often seen during the sampling of new food groups or during food eating hypnosis, it is commonly known to produce visions that have been described as versions of the Northern Lights. At times, people in the middle of a Wonderland Mouth will shout out loud, aggressively describing the Northern Lights, at the same time as convulsing on the floor, in a semi break dance, urinating and orgasming at once. Officials at the Vatican have recently been called to various locations around the world in order to perform exorcisms on people, only to determine they were not possessed, but merely having a prolonged Wonderland Mouth experience. Like during an epileptic fit, onlookers should not stop the Wonderland Mouth from taking place, instead create space around the person, moving dangerous items from the vicinity, to allow the episode to run its course until it finishes.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? Phil just tried this new Smoothie and had a freeken mental Wonderland Mouth"

"Dave it's Brian here, can you come down to level two as quick as possible, and bring the mop and slippery when wet signs. Some guys just had a super messy Wonderland Mouth event in front of the sports store entrance"

"It's true, he drank the drink, his eyes rolled back in his head, he started talking in tongues and had THE LOUDEST Wonderland Mouth I've even seen"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 4, 2025

Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.

Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!

by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

Man-mouth

Man-mouth means someone has a big masculine mouth or it can mean you gave mouth to a man

damn bitch you got a big ole Man-mouth!

by pissingwhilescreaming420 June 13, 2025

Mickey Mouse look

When I was 5 years old in Disney word my ears were big and had the Mikey mouse look

and Jeffrey dean morgan character in extant when he tricked Halley berrys character and subdued her he had a “Mickey Mouse look”

I had a Mickey Mouse look when I was 5 in Disney

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 2, 2025

Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

Ai mouth

Ai Mouth is when someone’s mouth does not seem to line up with the words coming out of it. It can happen on screen or irl when it just looks like someone’s mouth is out of synch or not making the right shapes.

Doug: Oh man is this Netflix show overdubbed again?
Terry: idk I can’t tell but she looks like she has Ai mouth
Doug: yeah it’s like watching an old Godzilla film

by BettyYellowSplash July 18, 2025