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ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.
Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!
by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011
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Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.
"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."
by Roodeer March 26, 2016
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Ass bandit

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
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vanilla ass

Basically somebody or something that is ordinary, not unique, and boring. Kind of like anything vanilla flavored, which you see everywhere. Somebody or something with no personality to it.
Girl 1: It’s so sad that Miles didn’t go for you who’s intelligent, funny, sweet, and pretty and instead went for his vanilla ass girlfriend.

Girl 2: I know! It’s like the only things embedded into her are “I love you Miles” and “my boyfriend Miles...” She has no personality or brains whatsoever
by Ttlatte99 July 18, 2018
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Ass Wheels

Euphemism for anything that is unnecessary and/or useless.
Max: "Hey look! Capital One is offering a low introductory rate of only 2.1 percent! You should get in on that action, bro!"

Kristin: "Eff that noise, I need another credit card like I need a set of ass wheels!"
by Sailor Mike January 30, 2009
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Spud Ass

This is an ass that portrays the envision of two potatoes in a grocery bag. It will tend to have some sort of sag to it with minimal curvature.
Branden Martin is attracted to her Spud Ass because it looks rather manly!!!!
by K2Rigsby December 22, 2009
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half-assed

Hes very very half-assed
by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019
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