baby strokes [b-strokes]

some who have sex that well

mr metts got baby strokes b-strokes

by netoyoshi September 06, 2008

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 23, 2021

baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 04, 2024

Baby Woman

A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.

At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021