fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.

Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.

by bluke69 April 12, 2019

Cock

A majestic body piece used by others as a ride or entertainment piece; a victim of the hand, often being beat to hell before erupting a mountain of semen.

I let a stranger fondle my cock for an easy five bucks last night.

by MajesticAlien April 13, 2019

Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

grummy cock

The art of having a particularly crusty penis.

Person 1: Damn that guy from Caboolture has an absolutely wacker of a grummy cock. Person 2: Fucken ken oath mate you're better off in Townsville, I can smell that shit from the sunny coast.

by cabooltureboi May 22, 2019

Cock

Another word for chicken. Stop being dirty.

“OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019