A man who looks like a hamster.
He is probably a coach or history teacher.
This person gives an attitude all of the time.
This person also tells dad jokes.
He is probably a coach or history teacher.
This person gives an attitude all of the time.
This person also tells dad jokes.
by Martha Stewart1 December 3, 2021
Get the Headmug. August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x
by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021
Get the National Jahtari gets head daymug. How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!
by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019
Get the Tassie Two Headmug. Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
Get the Toasted Headmug. Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"
*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
by tizzardo September 25, 2011
Get the Jersey head butmug. A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.
“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”
by Gerks March 3, 2025
Get the Frizz Headmug. by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020
Get the Poopy Headmug.