Sabba Syndrome

Across the vast expanse of time, nothing has perplexed scientists quite like this disorder. Sabba syndrome can be categorized in many ways; it is the closest relative to intellectual disability within its family of disorders. Many symptoms include excessive cigarette consumption, purchasing a sandwich or a can of Pepsi daily, and engaging in unwelcome physical contact with the opposite gender. The patient cannot be held responsible for their actions, as they experience an uncontrollable urge to touch themselves in front of others. Therefore, seeking medical assistance is strongly advised."

Doctor: "The results are back madame..."
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)

by HeetsTeak November 6, 2023

tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Robin Williams Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes a person to constantly make unfunny jokes but once in a blue moon come out with a banger.

"Bro why tf are u so unfunny most the time but then sometimes come out with a banger"
"I was diagnosed with Robin Williams Syndrome"

by Meteonexp November 9, 2023

John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Ghost boogie syndrome

Ghost boogie syndrome happens when you sense a tickling feeling inside your nostrils but you are not sure whether it’s a boogie or just a nose hair growing.

Aibat had ghost boogie syndrome at the most unexpected moment – he was mansplaining filmography to his friend. He tried to play it cool.

by erverta November 9, 2023