Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.

Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.

by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021

National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.

"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"

by Love900 August 9, 2019

Red-Headed Ashley

Half a shot of raspberry sambuca, half a shot of peach schnapps.
Made famous by the infamous Ashley Love at Buddy's in Edmonton.

"Yo Lizzy! Three Red-Headed Ashley's!!
You, me, and Chad!"

by jstock14 April 3, 2009

dead head

When you get or give head to a dead body

Give that body someone dead head

by D1ll d0e May 30, 2020

Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head

aydens daddy, casses dyldo,

Man 1: Hey, you know Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head?
Ayden: yeah, he's my daddy

by finnywnnypoop May 27, 2022

Buckle headed

Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.

“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”

by Anywomanever August 22, 2023

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017