where i come from... green=green, black=black, pink=pink, etc. with the exceptions of the bracelets that so obviously say in bold lettering: "If you break me you must sex the previous owner" those are the doozies.
omg i accidentally broke my black bracelet this morning guess what i did with myself (bought some more?)
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