Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.

James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.

by Solidus84 February 3, 2023

Coon Face

A woman whose face is very similar to that of a Racoon.

Man, brittany is such a coon face look at her.

by Wildfang44 September 5, 2018

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 8, 2022

Face Flurry

Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result

"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"

"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!

by AtYaGirlsPlace September 21, 2020

Pitcher To The Face

The act of drinking a pitcher of a beverage, most often beer.

We went to the bar the other night to pitcher to the face.

by ngogo May 27, 2009

messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.

That guy is a real messy face.

by supertrucker February 3, 2010